Warning: hilariously British bad language: do not read if easily offended

Got this email from the fencing women's captain today.

"Subject: A few important sport team chants - MUST learn for BUCS, and it's still fun for everyone else to know

Roughly to tune of "She'll be coming round the mountain":

Is it me or isn't rugby gay?
Is it me or isn't rugby gay?
When you're underneath a pile of men,
Who take it up the arse again,
Oh is it me or isn't rugby gay!

You can shove your f*cking ball up your arse,
You can shove your f*cking ball up your arse,
You can shove your f*cking ball,
Shove your f*cking ball,
You can shove your f*cking ball up your arse!

If you played a real Uni,
Clap your hands!
If you played a real Uni clap your hands! (etc)


You've prob heard the guys sing these:

If I had the wings of a Sparrow,
If I had the arse of a Crow,
I'd fly over ....... tomorrow,
and shit on the bastards below!
Shit on,
Shit on,
Shit on the bastards below!

I'm Bangor til I die,
I'm Bangor til I die,
I know I am,
I'm sure I am,
I'm Bangor til I die!


This one is to the tune of "Frere Jacka" (or however you say that):

Men are slackers,
Men are slackers.
That means you,
That means you.
You need to be tougher and meaner,
We're better and we're leaner.
Utter mongs,
Utter mongs."

Ah yes, welcome to the rarified world of university-level fencing... I can tell already that I will be learning a thing or two.