There is a magnet on the fridge at the new house that reads:
Having someplace to go is HOME
Having someone to love is FAMILY
Having both is a BLESSING
(I'm sure you can picture the cutesy font and floral background).
It is taking all the self-control I have not to add an extra line underneath:
Having none of the above is GUELPH
Never mind! I will just have to make sure that I do what I have to go to get out fast...